May 2012
134 posts
when going to a friends' house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
elliesmurf asked: youre,really,cute!:')
Lexy and Sam?
smile-and-twirl:
She should have gone for Tess!
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
Glee season finale
hippegomez:
nayaflawlessrivera:
Expectations:
Reality:
Watch Glee and ship Brittana they said - It will be fun they said…
Sometimes I forget that people are usually...
Doing Whatever It Is I Do.: four letter words →
everydaygay:
love is a four letter word and so is pain, and so is hate and so is gone, fear, done and over.
but so is hope and here and this and toys, hold, arms, lips, find and give and so is peep and you cannot hold a fucking marshmallow peep in your hand and try to tell me there are…
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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There's no way Ste and Brendan are getting back...
To all those people who think Brendan and Ste are going to get back together in 2 weeks: COME ON!!! It’s Hollyoaks, a soap opera. They can’t reconcile THAT easily. Ste’s resented Brendan for months- where would all of the anger have gone? If anything, Ste’s playing Brendan. On another note, Ste’s feelings for Doug can’t just vanish out of thin air. There’s...
